- Interviews - "Pizza 19! Murdershift are the Future!"
I know this local band called Murdershift. The guys in this band are a spectacular hardcore punk group with a great sense of humor and a raw sound to match. So I met up with these mental miscreants at the Planetarium on 03.11.01 to do an interview. Now I think Murdershift is ready for the world but the question is, is the world ready for Murdershift?
BG Who is in your posse?
JJ In our posse? Like our potatoes? Umm Does that mean the band?
Okay, we got:
BG What are your plans for world domination?
JJ Mostly birds
KJ I think, in order to achieve world domination, were gonna dominate the world!
JJ I like that idea!
MC Zombie Wedding!
JJ I have something to say Im gonna be in the world because its where I like to be That s all I wanted to say.
BG Describe your music for all the kiddies out there.
JJ Basically, were a combination of
EI Yani and uhh
JJ Sleeping Jesus Dance Party!
EI There you go!
JJ Thats very important.
MC KFS rip off!
JJ Basically, we all have a lot of influences and it all shows in our music.
BG When will the world see Murdershift live?
JJ Well, three minutes ago, err an hour ago
EI I think were playing the Super Bowel next year.
JJ Oh! No, wait, were playing the Popes house! We are playing the Vadican. We are opening up for the Pope. And, umm were just gonna be playin around here (NY) as much as we can.
BG When are we gonna see some vinyl for Murdershift?
JJ Probably, when are we hoping for, the summer?
EI The summer (2001). We wanna put out a 7", maybe a split 7".
BG Do you have any bands in mind?
JJ We wanna take your web page and make a split 7" with it. (LOL)
JJ Maybe Mistrel thatd be really cool.
BG Jeff, is it true you can make your nose bleed on command?
JJ Without a fuckin doubt!
BG So you could, in fact, be the new Gene Simmons!
JJ I am much, much, much, better than Gene Simmons cause Gene Simmons is a DICK!
MC Fuck him!
JJ And, he bleeds and shit from his tongue or whatever but Ive been doin that shit since 2nd Grade! I used to get outta class by bleeding. So represent! (LOL)
JJ I was bleeding when I came here today!
BG Yeah, I can see the crusty blood in your nose.
JJ Damn, youre fuckin right! Here, have some! (LOL)
If Murdershift where to become emo, would you:
Hey, watch it with the "stupid fuckin glasses!"
MC 3.) Mike Collins would kick the shit outta them!
JJ I think I would a.) Kill myself. b.) Kill myself. And c.) There is no c.).
KJ If we turned into an emo band Id probably start getting chicks. And, umm my dick would probably get bigger.
CM I dont think Id do anything different.
EI Im already emo
BG Yeah, take off those gay glasses! What kind of party does Murdershift throw, and how much pizza will be there?
SLEEPING JESUS DANCE PARTY! SLEEPING JESUS DANCE PARTY!
JJ Jesus brings all the fuckin pizza!
BG - Who is your favorite Simpsons character?
JJ Without a doubt Ill go last.
TM I guess Homer.
MC When you think about the Simpsons you have to think about who makes you laugh the most, and that has to be Homer.
JJ I personally, I think, on the whole show, my favorite character is Moe, Moe Szyslak, my man.
BG If you where on Who Wants to be a Millionaire what would you do and how much money do you think you could win?
JJ Umm you guys have any ideas?
CM Id probably do really shitty.
KJ I would have sex with Regis.
JJ Id win a million dollars.
EI Yeah, Id walk away with like $2 dollars, or somethin.
BG Is it possible for Murdershift to kill all the trendy HXC kids, and how would you go about doing that?
MC Theyre all emo kids now!
JJ Well, we all play shows where theres no re-entry and all the trendy kids will just die when we play. (LOL)
JJ - Its the truth!
MC Theyll bleed from their fingernails to death.
BG So, that's all I got for ya, any last words?
KJ I hate the environment, and I hope it dies.
JJ I have some last words In this great country there are a lot of people that die your turn Eric.
EI F.D.H., you got em!
KJ Daniel Earnhart cant drive for shit!
MC I attended a wedding earlier this weekend, even though Im not in the band, so this really doesnt count, but driving home I saw a store, and on the way to the store it said, "Ice-cream and Torpedo Factory." What is that about?
JJ PIZZA 19 FOREVER!!!!! And thats it.
EI Rock N Roll!!!!!
This interview was conducted by Joe Domino. The Eric Ill picture was taken by Joe Domino. The other pictures were taken by the Murdershift gang. Murdershift has a demo tape out called "The Pope EP." For more information about the best punk band in the entire world visit the Murdershift web site.
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